EARLY RETIREMENT
By Jerry A. White
With my wagon and team I been haulin in hay,
the suns been beaten down on my back all day.

Gettin in the years first cuttin was my only concern.
My back was gettin the years first sunburn.

I was sweatin hard by 8 I had been at it since dawn
by 10 oclock I didn't have a dry stitch on.

Shore I'd like to be sittin in the shade if I could,
but then that cold jug of water wouldn't have tasted so good.

Besides workin a good team and workin up a good sweat,
would even give a banker a good feelin, I bet.

Drove the wagon to the house at dinner, fed and watered the team.
Then I went over to the pump, and rinsed myself clean.

Dryed off on a towel, hangin on a nail in a tree.
My wife poured me up a big glass off iced tea.

For dinner, we had fried orka, fried bacon, cream corn,
and brown beans. Why I tell ya now folks, we eat like kings.

There was cornbread and butter, home grown maters,
vinager greens, and a skillet of fried taters.

I'll tell ya now folks, and this ain't no line,
can't nobody cook like that wife of mine.

I said, "Honey I'm stuffed, can't eat another bite."
"O.K.", she said, "we'll save the pie for tonight."

Then, there on the hutch it caught my eye,
a big ole piece of lemon meringue pie.

After that lemon pie started to fade,
I mosyed out to the horses, still tied in the shade.

I was feelin' slow and lazy after that big rneal.
And 'man' it was a hot day, ah you know how you feel.

I crawled back on that wagon, picked up the lines.
By the time I got that hay loaded, I was feelin just fine.

At the end of the day I threw the last bale in the loft.
I unharness the team at the water trought.

Now I don't rightly know and I never understood,
how a man could this tired, and still feel this good.

I went in the house, drew a hot bath
I yelled when I got in, my wife had a good laugh.

She said, "at your age, it looks like you'ld learn,
You have to use cool water on a fresh sunburn."

That hot water tinqled my sunburn real good,
I slid down in that tub just as far as I could.

That hot tub of water shore was relaxin.
And that long hard day filled me with satisfaction.

Workin for myself, never gets me down.
on my face you'll never see a frown

I'll never belly ache, and you'll never here me whine.
You see, I spent the last 33 years workin on a production line.

 

 

Jerry A. White
Writer of Poems and Short Stories
Property of Author and can not be used without permission
April 30, 1997

Human Interest
Missouri Fox Trotter Connection