{"id":1557,"date":"2011-07-16T19:41:11","date_gmt":"2011-07-17T00:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/?p=1557"},"modified":"2017-09-12T00:20:36","modified_gmt":"2017-09-12T05:20:36","slug":"my-new-glasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/my-new-glasses\/","title":{"rendered":"My NEW GLASSES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been dissatisfied with my glasses ever since they started slightly blurring my long distance vision.\u00a0 And although they did match the turquoise that I&#8217;m fond of wearing, my glasses didn&#8217;t match my horse.<\/p>\n<p>Have I mentioned lately that I love my horse so much that I buy clothes to match, jewelery to match, most anything I wear matches my horse.\u00a0 Lately, my hair has been matching my horse too.\u00a0 Yes, it&#8217;s obsession and I&#8217;m just fine with it.\u00a0 It doesn&#8217;t affect anyone in a negative way and I can still hold down my job with this horse match obsession.<\/p>\n<p>Nova has a way of getting things done.\u00a0 We went for a ride in a field.\u00a0 We have to walk next to a tree and shrubbery line with a dog pen where the dog used to bark at us.\u00a0 No matter how many times I rode Velvet or Sage next to this scary place, we all tense up a little bit.\u00a0 Now Nova has never experienced the barking dog, so she doesn&#8217;t know the exact spot to get nervous like Sage, Velvet and I do.\u00a0 But nature has it&#8217;s way and Nova will be scared of the exact same place for the rest of her life tool<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s this turkey.\u00a0 On this particular day, the turkey was hiding in the shrubbery right where the dog pen is.\u00a0 We disturbed her mightily and she exploded out of the shrubbery.<\/p>\n<p>Then she did the deed which got me new glasses.\u00a0 I might add that I now have glasses to match Nova.<\/p>\n<p>What did she do?  Nova leaped up and sideways.\u00a0 Fox Trotters are really nice about not having suspension. That&#8217;s what makes them smooth.\u00a0 Nova has spooked sideways once before with me on her. She&#8217;s eight years old and has spooked once.\u00a0 But she spooked sideways with no suspension. There&#8217;s a great deal of difference to the rider. Scooting sideways is what I call it.\u00a0 They scoot sideways and your body follows-automatic pilot.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, Nova did a suspension leap sideways and my body doesn&#8217;t follow.<\/p>\n<p>I was in the middle of a word.\u00a0 I was talking to &#8220;she who wont be named&#8221;.\u00a0 Suddenly I was sitting in the air, just like Wile Coyote does. And a second later I was crashed on the ground.\u00a0 Usually I twist in mid air and land on my side. This was too sudden and I landed on my bumper tailbone body part.<\/p>\n<p>She who won&#8217;t be named was right behind me. Her horse went sideways, but she stayed on and was able to dismount.<\/p>\n<p>Nova stayed with her herd, just a couple of yards away eating grass.\u00a0 Turkeys abound in her pasture. When she figured out it was a turkey and not a small black leopard, she relaxed.<\/p>\n<p>We were able to lead the horses to a nearby mounting block &#8211; bleachers and got on.\u00a0 It was then that she who won&#8217;t be named noticed that my glasses were missing.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t even go back to look for them&#8230;tall grass-no way.<\/p>\n<p>I now have gold filigree side pieces with black and tan coloring.\u00a0 We look totally matched now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been dissatisfied with my glasses ever since they started slightly blurring my long distance vision.\u00a0 And although they did match the turquoise that I&#8217;m fond of wearing, my glasses didn&#8217;t match my horse. Have I mentioned lately that I love my horse so much that I buy clothes to match, jewelery to match, most anything I wear matches my horse.\u00a0 Lately, my hair has been matching my horse too.\u00a0 Yes, it&#8217;s obsession and I&#8217;m just fine with it.\u00a0 It doesn&#8217;t affect anyone in a negative way and I can&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nova"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1557"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1559,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions\/1559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}