{"id":1684,"date":"2011-11-26T17:56:59","date_gmt":"2011-11-26T23:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/2011\/11\/boring\/"},"modified":"2011-11-26T18:08:51","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T00:08:51","slug":"boring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/boring\/","title":{"rendered":"Boring"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; padding: 0; font-size: 0.8em; line-height: 1.6em;\"><a title=\"Boring\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/susanfxtrt\/6408052713\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7142\/6408052713_60cfca1d9c.jpg\" alt=\"Boring by susanfxtrt\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"margin: 0;\"> <\/span><\/div>\n<p>I asked her, &#8220;What am I supposed to do with a helium balloon?\u00a0 Bite it or ignore it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She told me it had been a prop in the despooking clinic last week.\u00a0 &#8220;Despooking, I said?\u00a0 You mean this is supposed to be scary?\u00a0 Oh come on.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s do something exciting!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/susanfxtrt\/6408091791\/\">&#8220;Smile&#8221;, she sez!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The trailer ride was still exciting. Especially on the way home when I got my halter hooked on something and I couldn&#8217;t move. when my mom opened the door to the trailer, she knew right away I was caught.\u00a0 She just ripped the halter off my head.\u00a0 Then I stepped out and we walked together to the barn where I got some delicious food.<\/p>\n<p>This training stuff is giving me something to do during the day.\u00a0 I like that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; padding: 0; font-size: 0.8em; line-height: 1.6em;\"><span style=\"margin: 0;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I asked her, &#8220;What am I supposed to do with a helium balloon?\u00a0 Bite it or ignore it?&#8221; She told me it had been a prop in the despooking clinic last week.\u00a0 &#8220;Despooking, I said?\u00a0 You mean this is supposed to be scary?\u00a0 Oh come on.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s do something exciting!&#8221; &#8220;Smile&#8221;, she sez! The trailer ride was still exciting. Especially on the way home when I got my halter hooked on something and I couldn&#8217;t move. when my mom opened the door to the trailer, she knew right away I&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-country-franks-lucky-star"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1684"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1685,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions\/1685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}