{"id":318,"date":"2009-03-16T20:41:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T01:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/?p=318"},"modified":"2010-09-18T20:44:16","modified_gmt":"2010-09-19T01:44:16","slug":"novas-notebook-nameless-rider-mountdismount","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/novas-notebook-nameless-rider-mountdismount\/","title":{"rendered":"Nova&#8217;s Notebook &#8211; Nameless Rider Mount\/Dismount"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh, thank goodness for warm weather and daylight savings. My after<br \/>\nwork trail riding has started.<\/p>\n<p>The person I ride with, forever to be nameless, was quite entertaining<br \/>\non our first after work ride.<\/p>\n<p>Her horse got a big branch caught in his tail. When that happened last<br \/>\nyear, he panicked. I was riding clean up tonight and spotted the instant<br \/>\nhe got the branch in his tail. She slid off and removed the<br \/>\noffending thing. Getting back on for us without a mounting block is<br \/>\nquite a chore.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, we were in a place that had numerous downed trees. We<br \/>\nspotted a perfect tree mounting block, but the smaller end of the tree<br \/>\nwasn&#8217;t supported by anything. She got on it and it didn&#8217;t move much.<br \/>\nOur horses are trained to come over and stand beside the thing. So he<br \/>\ndid, but she had to move further down the teeter totter log. At last<br \/>\neverything was perfect and she gave a tremendous heavy. The tree stayed<br \/>\nmostly steady. Her shoulder and chest were in the saddle and then it<br \/>\nwas like slow motion ooze.<\/p>\n<p>She oozed over the saddle and crashed below her horse&#8230;beside the<br \/>\nchurned up dirt of the tree.\u00a0 Her horse never moved. She landed in the only dry spot within miles.<\/p>\n<p>Usually, I&#8217;m not fortunate enough to see the whole episode. Usually my<br \/>\nback is turned and I just catch stuff like this out of the corner of my<br \/>\neye. But tonight,\u00a0Nova and were standing quite close and \u00a0got to see the entire slow motion oozy dismount.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll never forget.<\/p>\n<p>I was kind enough not to laugh out loud, even when she laughed.<\/p>\n<p>Her legs had turned to sticks of rubber, but she was able to get back on<br \/>\nthe teeter totter tree and mount. I was proud of her.<\/p>\n<p>Her index finger got hurt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh, thank goodness for warm weather and daylight savings. My after work trail riding has started. The person I ride with, forever to be nameless, was quite entertaining on our first after work ride. Her horse got a big branch caught in his tail. When that happened last year, he panicked. I was riding clean up tonight and spotted the instant he got the branch in his tail. She slid off and removed the offending thing. Getting back on for us without a mounting block is quite a chore. Luckily,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nova","tag-missouri-fox-trotter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":322,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions\/322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}