{"id":6491,"date":"2020-07-11T18:23:21","date_gmt":"2020-07-11T23:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/?p=6491"},"modified":"2020-07-11T18:23:23","modified_gmt":"2020-07-11T23:23:23","slug":"it-is-hopes-fault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/it-is-hopes-fault\/","title":{"rendered":"It is Hope’s Fault"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Fancy:\u00a0\u00a0Why are you riding me in the afternoon when it is so dang hot?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Susan:  Hope wanted to ride Lucky with us this afternoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fancy:  This is Hope’s fault?  The woman sitting on Lucky?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Susan:  Yes.  It’s Hope’s fault<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fancy:  Can I bite Hope?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Susan:  No.  Lucky will protect her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fancy:  It’s too darn hot when you have to give me a bath before you ride me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Susan:  I’m sorry.  You were sweaty with a crust of sweat dirt.  We wouldn’t want your saddle pad to get crusty sweat-grit dirty.  It’s Hope’s fault.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fancy:  Where is my bridle and bit?  How dare you ride me without a bit.  I’m out of control right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Susan:  You are standing still right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fancy:  I heard you tell Hope how nice the breeze is when I move.  You make ME move so you get a breeze!  Did you get me a Horse Abuse phone yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I’m sorry Fancy. I’m hot too.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n


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Fancy:\u00a0\u00a0Why are you riding me in the afternoon when it is so dang hot? Susan:  Hope wanted to ride Lucky with us this afternoon. Fancy:  This is Hope’s fault?  The woman sitting on Lucky? Susan:  Yes.  It’s Hope’s fault Fancy:  Can I bite Hope? Susan:  No.  Lucky will protect her. Fancy:  It’s too darn hot when you have to give me a bath before you ride me. Susan:  I’m sorry.  You were sweaty with a crust of sweat dirt.  We wouldn’t want your saddle pad to get crusty sweat-grit dirty.  It’s Hope’s fault. Fancy:  Where is my bridle and bit?  How dare you ride me…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fancy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6491"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6494,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6491\/revisions\/6494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}