{"id":7334,"date":"2021-06-20T12:27:20","date_gmt":"2021-06-20T17:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/?p=7334"},"modified":"2021-06-20T12:34:08","modified_gmt":"2021-06-20T17:34:08","slug":"mouthy-horse-tales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/mouthy-horse-tales\/","title":{"rendered":"Mouthy Horse Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I turned off the fans last night. \u00a0This morning, the box fan had been toppled and I found the electric cord had been chewed. \u00a0Also, Fancy drug the manure fork into her stall.<\/p>\n<p>Delta is shown today with the manure fork. \u00a0Fancy wanted Delta blamed for all incidents. \u00a0Delta is the herd boss and Fancy wants her to be the one \u201cin trouble\u201d with the human. \u00a0(Note: \u00a0Another lie about how horse\u2019s brains do not work.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I turned off the fans last night. \u00a0This morning, the box fan had been toppled and I found the electric cord had been chewed. \u00a0Also, Fancy drug the manure fork into her stall. Delta is shown today with the manure fork. \u00a0Fancy wanted Delta blamed for all incidents. \u00a0Delta is the herd boss and Fancy wants her to be the one \u201cin trouble\u201d with the human. \u00a0(Note: \u00a0Another lie about how horse\u2019s brains do not work.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7335,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fancy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7334"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7338,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7334\/revisions\/7338"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}