{"id":7974,"date":"2024-01-06T08:59:05","date_gmt":"2024-01-06T14:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/?p=7974"},"modified":"2024-01-06T08:59:05","modified_gmt":"2024-01-06T14:59:05","slug":"miss-ts-christmas-present","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/miss-ts-christmas-present\/","title":{"rendered":"Miss T\u2019s Christmas Present"},"content":{"rendered":"

Miss T\u2019s Late Christmas Present<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

It\u2019s been a long time since Miss T got to go on a ride in my car plus enjoy her favorite dining experience.\u00a0 <\/span>Yes, she loves McDonalds!\u00a0 <\/span>When I eat my Bacon Quarter pounder, she sits quietly and watches me with those deep begging eyes.\u00a0 <\/span>I always respond with 1\/3 of my sandwich and about half of my fries.\u00a0 <\/span>(Weight Watcher points applaud her!)<\/span><\/p>\n

Well, hell, thinks I.\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019ll just get her a plain cheeseburger.\u00a0 <\/span>Nope that didn\u2019t work in my brain when I pulled into the line. <\/span><\/p>\n

This is my late Christmas present.\u00a0 <\/span>She gets her own Bacon Quarter pounder, leaving me to peacefully eat a full sandwich.<\/span><\/p>\n

Dogs eat faster than humans.\u00a0 <\/span>Have you noticed that?<\/span><\/p>\n

I had to share the fries.\u00a0 <\/span>Weight Watcher points sighed.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Miss T\u2019s Late Christmas Present It\u2019s been a long time since Miss T got to go on a ride in my car plus enjoy her favorite dining experience.\u00a0 Yes, she loves McDonalds!\u00a0 When I eat my Bacon Quarter pounder, she sits quietly and watches me with those deep begging eyes.\u00a0 I always respond with 1\/3 of my sandwich and about half of my fries.\u00a0 (Weight Watcher points applaud her!) Well, hell, thinks I.\u00a0 I\u2019ll just get her a plain cheeseburger.\u00a0 Nope that didn\u2019t work in my brain when I pulled…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[147],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miss-t-and-doug"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7974"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7976,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7974\/revisions\/7976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}