{"id":857,"date":"2008-07-14T23:23:30","date_gmt":"2008-07-15T04:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/?p=857"},"modified":"2010-10-07T23:23:51","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T04:23:51","slug":"sue-how-do-you-do-with-crunchy-crinkle-saddlebag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/sue-how-do-you-do-with-crunchy-crinkle-saddlebag\/","title":{"rendered":"Sue &#8211; How Do You DO with Crunchy-Crinkle Saddlebag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hot in Missouri..hot and humid in the summer.\u00a0 One needs water on trail rides.\u00a0\u00a0I slung the saddle horn bags over the horn with a few bottles of water on each side.\u00a0 Off we went.<\/p>\n<p>We were zipping along pretty darn good when my arm brushed the saddle bag and made the plastic water bottle make that crunch-crinkle noise.<\/p>\n<p>Zowie!\u00a0 That&#8217;s a &#8220;startle&#8221; noise to Sue.\u00a0 Sue used to startle into a spook when I took my glasses off. They just made a tiny bit of noise.\u00a0 A plastic water bottle &#8220;crunch-crinkle&#8221; noise is about 150 times worse.<\/p>\n<p>Well, way cool.\u00a0 I was able to stay relaxed.\u00a0 Then I was able to emotionally prepare myself to remain calm, and I touched the saddlebag with my arm and purposefully made the crunch-crinkle noise happen.\u00a0 We did some zipping and I\u00a0 didn&#8217;t clutch.\u00a0 It felt great.<\/p>\n<p>When I dismounted, \u00a0I made the water bottles crunch-crinkle a bunch bunch of times.\u00a0 Then I got out the bottle and used it for a grooming tool&#8230; Crunch-crinkle and wipe the sweat off.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve not revisted that subject.\u00a0 Hmmm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hot in Missouri..hot and humid in the summer.\u00a0 One needs water on trail rides.\u00a0\u00a0I slung the saddle horn bags over the horn with a few bottles of water on each side.\u00a0 Off we went. We were zipping along pretty darn good when my arm brushed the saddle bag and made the plastic water bottle make that crunch-crinkle noise. Zowie!\u00a0 That&#8217;s a &#8220;startle&#8221; noise to Sue.\u00a0 Sue used to startle into a spook when I took my glasses off. They just made a tiny bit of noise.\u00a0 A plastic water&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sue-how-do-you-do"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=857"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":859,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/857\/revisions\/859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mofoxtrot.com\/viewpoint\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}