Boring
I asked her, "What am I supposed to do with a helium balloon? Bite it or ignore it?" She told me it had been a prop in the despooking clinic last week. "Despooking, I said? You mean this is supposed to be scary? Oh come on. Let's do something exciting!" "Smile", she sez! The trailer ride was still exciting. Especially on the way home when I got my halter hooked on something and I couldn't move. when my mom opened the door to the trailer, she knew right away I…