Boring

Boring by susanfxtrt

I asked her, “What am I supposed to do with a helium balloon?  Bite it or ignore it?”

She told me it had been a prop in the despooking clinic last week.  “Despooking, I said?  You mean this is supposed to be scary?  Oh come on.  Let’s do something exciting!”

“Smile”, she sez!

The trailer ride was still exciting. Especially on the way home when I got my halter hooked on something and I couldn’t move. when my mom opened the door to the trailer, she knew right away I was caught.  She just ripped the halter off my head.  Then I stepped out and we walked together to the barn where I got some delicious food.

This training stuff is giving me something to do during the day.  I like that.