Mom, We need to have a talk…..
Mom, Yes. They are huge ribbons. I've never seen such big ribbons either. But Mom. I"vet seen pictures of horses showing off their ribbons. Something is wrong here. You are not to cover up half my face to show off my ribbons. You see that side view. My face is nearly all covered up. I don't like it. I'm going to become annoyed soon. Aren't ribbons supposed to be hung on my rein and draped across my neck. Wouldn't that make a much better picture? These ribbons are annoying. Please…